Johnny

Johnny.

Johnny is a security guard

That's it

He's also a dumbass

I have no fuggin clue on what to type here so have randomass facts :DDDDDDDDDDDDD


 * Johnny lost and is looking for his cat after the resonance cascade.
 * He sometimes have random, uncontrollable attacks of Black Mesa Sweet Voice.
 * He will boil your lower jaw.
 * Johnny is a test-tube baby.